Animals have standards too, and this bull showed his father that he is a man with high preferences. When Earl the Bull came across some cows that Dad thought he might be interested in, his reaction was absolutely hilarious.

This funny video shows a bull taking a few steps toward some cows and, after meeting them, immediately turning around to get back on the truck.

“No, no, you can’t get on the bus anymore,” his father said in the video. Earl was completely over it.

He had a lot of options and yet he was ready to go. I think there are a few theories to explain Earl’s potential behavior.

First, this bull may already have a cow girlfriend at home, so he wouldn’t have to meet all these ladies.

Second, Early might just be a roommate. It’s hard to be pushed into a date, especially when you’re outside your comfort zone.

And finally, as one viewer noted, it is Pride month. Maybe Earl just isn’t interested in the ladies.

The comments caused some hilarity in this bull-meets-cow situation.

“This is just an udder disappointment,” said one grumpy viewer.

Another poster suggested that Earl said something like, ““Nothing here but a bunch of heifers.”

It seemed that Earl was quite frustrated with his father’s cow plucking. Looks like Dad isn’t the best wingman after all.

“Earl is the type to check the weather app at a party,” commented another viewer who seemed to agree with me on the Earl/Homebody theory.

Whatever the reason, Earl seems very comfortable on the way home. I can’t ask for much more than that!

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